Long Lost Me

Most recent status.

- Woke up at 4am for assignments =__=.

- Play facebook until 5am.

- Panic.

- Killed 2 cockroaches 2 days before. I WAS SO BRAVE. I'm really scared HORRIFIED by all creatures that walk around with more than 6 legs. Seriously, the roaches are on top of my most-hated-maybe-a=lil-scared-ok-quite-scared-shouldn't-be-exist-in-this-world-creature.

I killed Mr Roach A when I went down to the kitchen to boil water for my maggie. Then this thing was in the sink and I didn't realized it was there until I open the tap water. The force of water gush down towards this pathetic Mr A until it lungs was flooded with water and more water muahahaha. So anyway there was a bottle in the sink too, then Mr A was stucked in the sink or maybe it was too stupid to escape from the sink, so it keep climbing up and down, struggling against the water that force it to remain in the sink.

So there I was, horrifed. Anyway I went up to my room and took my Ridsect down. Then I aimed at the sink and sprayed. I heard it struggle and died wahahahhahaa. I can hear its' wings flapping againts the bottle, damn disgusting.

The end of Mr A story.

I was actually rushing my acrylic painting that day, then suddenly I saw a HUGE Mr B. FLYING in my room from the toilet. The first thing I do is grab my pillow and run out of my room. Then I was thinking that something is very very wrong, as Mr B is the one which should be OUTSIDE of my room, not me. =.= So I'm forced to return to my room to settle about the uninvited guest. I was thinking to spray Ridsect in my room or not because it's air-conned and I don't want the smell linger for the rest of the night. But I don't think I have a choice, seeing it flapping its wings, flying happily around my room as if the room is it's one, kinda pissed me off. Then I sprayed then left the door open, hopefully it will fly out from my room and die in some other places. When I returned to my room, Mr B is already gone! Hooray! And the next morning I saw a familiar looking dead cockroach in the living room. Wheee.


- Should I take Animation course before I enter the industry?

- Stare at my assignments.

- Blank.

- Panic.

- Poof!

My New Toy

I'm seriously bad at time management!! ARGH!!
24 hours are never ever enough. SIGH. But at least I never spent time on game so much anymore.

Anyway, I bought my tablet :D Rm1699 wtf A5 size wide screen, Intous 3. I'm kinda new to digital painting and I found out it's really hard for me at first to paint even an apple. Now I'm getting used to it but still there's more for me to improve.

Here I share some of my artworks.

This is my first painting using tablet.
First try so I forgive myself for being a noob haha.



Then I practiced a bit.
Improved a bit, still the strokes very lousy :(


Then this is my 2nd assignment, also my 3rd try.
Better, but still not there yet.




WILL WORK HARDER!!

He used cucumber to rape his wife

From The Star Online,

Hubby had sex using cucumbers and brinjals.

A MAN who misused cucumbers and brinjals while having sex with his wife is in trouble with the law.

The woman claimed that he had forced a cucumber or a brinjal into her private part at least seven times in the past six years ago, police sources told Harian Metro.

Apparently, the man, who is in his 40s, had erectile problems after an accident.

It is learnt that the man began abusing his wife, who is in her 30s, with the vegetables after he got the idea from watching pornographic videos.

“The victim suffered physical and mental anguish because of that. She had pleaded with her husband to stop his improper act,” a source said, adding that she was concerned about her health, besides the discomfort and pain.

The woman, who lives in Kajang, Kuala Lumpur, made a police report on Friday.

=.=......................................... what also have.

Gone

My whole precious holiday... GONE! Just like that.

I had been ill for 10 days, 38 degree average, highest 39.5c.

Then when I recovered, it's SUNDAY already!! Tomorrow new semester starting, I haven even prepare ANYTHING!!!

And I need to wake up at 6am to finish my holiday assignment.

LIFE IS SO GREAT ARGHHHHHHH!!!!



It's ok.
Good things will happen soon!

22nd of May, Happy birthday to Phoebe,
and WELCOME LOH JIA YEE TO KL <33333
Finally! I've been waiting for this day since I came down KL!
I was hoping that my kakis, ANY of them, best if ALL of them come down KL with me =(
Cyn Jo Bee Jv Yikmin also... ALL COME LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JO DUN GO KAMPAR LAA!
And And!!!
June 12th!! Happy ORD RAY HO!!!!!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!! HUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGS!!
*I've been waiting for 2 years, 2 YEARS* U BETTER MARRY ME.
And And And!!!
June 13th!! FISH LEONG CONCERT AHHHHHHH!!! AHAHHA!!!!!
AHHAHAHAH GOOD THINGS GOOD THINGS T_T!!! GOOOD!!

I MUST JIA YOU!~!!!

Normal Days

Nothing memorable happened. Only the weather in KL is insanely high.

I was listening the this podcast - Penanghokkien.com recently, introduced by Ms Javy. She's the only one who always stumble upon entertaining pages like this online. The other day she was telling me she had PMT. I was wondering what is this PMT thing, and maybe, she meant PMS. But it's the same meaning anyway just that PMT stands for Pre Menstrual Tulan-ness.

I was missing home when I listened to the podcast. I miss how Penang people converse in hokkien, the slang and their gestures when they mentioned certain words (like( mlm-.-mlm ) haha.

I'm having PMT too. I'm now stuck in Sunway with San Peng, both sucking air very hard due to noseblock, oh I forgot to mention that she had flu and I'm down with heavy sinus. She's been loading in my room for several days now because her air-con screwed and have to wait for the owner who's on vacation back to fix it.

In a nutshell, I just sit here and wait time to pass, tick tock. Tick.

Loof Lirpa

I'm here, proud of myself not to be fooled by Phoebe about her moving to Singapore. I know her too well, impossible she won't try to fool anybody during April Fool. Last year she told me about her period coming late and nearly made me a have a mini heart attack, that bitch. LOL. This proves that how much I love you ok Phoebe, don't complain.

Anyway, the only person who managed to fool me, or our whole class is our lecturer =.=. She told us that we had to hand in our final next week, which suppose to due only two weeks later. Made us all go mad, she even fooled some classmate that they are going to fail the subject. Then Ray told me that he had a blood test and turned out he got some fatal disease. Oh gosh! But I'm sure you will be just fine darling because I saw you playing games on Facebook 34 minutes before you called me and tell me this really really bad news.

The next thing is, I'm part-timing as an art teacher now. It's quite fun, except when the kids started screaming, running all over the places, cry for nothing and etc. =) Some of the kids reminded me when I was young. I super love my mom now because she never throw me away even though I'm so super naughty last time. It's so hard to teach, especially when some kids are from the family who use the word "Fuck" as a noun/adjective/verb/everything. When I tried to stop him, telling him that "fuck" is a really really bad word for good kids to say, and tried to scare him that if he mention the word people will hate him and all because "fuck" means something scary and nasty. And I regret doubted him and dare him to explain when he rejected my explaination because he had a very very good sex knowledge. Fuck my life. But it's painful to see some parents treated the art center as day-care center. They left their kids for hours, waiting their mommy and daddy to pick them up after work.

I'm rushing for all the finals now, will update soon.

<3 Loves.

Masturbate

If the title annoys you, shoo shoo shoo! Scram.




Anyway I read this news today and feel like sharing it.

A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.

The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.

China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.

Doctors tried to alleviate the man’s suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.

His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.

I was laughing when I finished reading the first sentence of the news. Anyway he should be proud that his thing is at least ABLE to stuck in the bottle. Then after I know it was a 77 years old man, I don't know how to react, pity or continue laughing?

I heard a lot stories about masturbation when I was in highschool, thanks to my friends especially *P eanut, Jelly and, Jam*( U KNOW WHO YOU ARE DON'T DENY), anyway, I remember this story that one of them told me that a girl used a cucumber to masturbate and in the end she ended in the emergency room because the cucumber broke into half and half of it was inside her vagina. Then the other one is they stuff hand phone or something in, holy mama. Imagine people calling you and the ring tone came from the V.




Sigh ok I need to go back to my works, 3 more weeks of hell. D: